Help us make a movie.

You are about to make a movie!

This advance ticket guarantees you your virtual seat in our THE THREAT OF SEX premiere audience. You get to see a movie for only $5; we get $5 closer to making a movie. It’s a classic win-win and the bragging rights go to you! Be a mogul. Make a movie.


Help us make a movie.

Has anyone ever told you how generous and attractive you are?

At this level you get your advance ticket AND a sneak peek at our pre-production work for one of the scenes from the film. This pre-vis PDF includes a script excerpt, the director\'s hand-crafted storyboards, and a breakdown of the production elements your ticket just helped us purchase. You really are a mogul and you really are making this movie.


Help us make a movie.

Wow! We would totally date you. Really.

At this ticket level, you’ll get your virtual ticket, the pre-vis PDF, and two shiny vinyl bumper stickers. (Slap the extra sticker on a stranger’s car, they’ll love it!)


Help us make a movie.

Is it too soon to say we love you?

At this level you’re making a tremendous contribution towards bringing our film to life. This tier purchases your virtual ticket, the pre-vis PDF, two bumper stickers, and a PDF of the entire THE THREAT OF SEX screenplay. Read it, memorize it, act it out in your dining room, and audition for your favorite part by sending us a YouTube link — but whatever you do, know that you just fed our cast and crew one of the 84 meals we needed to serve them during principal photography for the film. Thank you, thank you, thank you!


Help us make a movie.

Our children will be smart and beautiful.

We’re all honestly overwhelmed with gratitude at your triple-figure contribution! To show you how important this purchase is to the success of our project, you’ll get your advance ticket, the pre-vis PDF, two bumper stickers, the screenplay PDF, your very own THE THREAT OF SEX dvd, and something special: a personal video greeting shot on set, just for you.

TOTAL $100

Help us make a movie.

With great risk comes great rewards.

At $1000, you will be forever immortalized in the credits of our film! (We promise to spell your name correctly.) You’ll also get all the rewards from the previous tiers, plus something special: the option to join us as an invested shareholder in THE THREAT OF SEX LLC. We can’t guarantee you dividends, but we can guarantee you the satisfaction of knowing you just made a movie.

TOTAL $1000


  • You’ve Come A Long Way, Baby

    March 05, 2017

    In fact we’ve come such a long way it’s probably not wise to call anyone baby, “baby.”

    It’s true, we’ve collectively traveled far since the Seneca Falls Convention where Elizabeth Cady Stanton radically added two simple words to the Declaration of Independence:

    “We hold these truths to be self-evident, that all men and women are created equal, that they are endowed by their Creator with certain unalienable Rights, that among these are Life, Liberty, and the pursuit of Happiness.”

    What seems readily apparent today was nothing short of shocking in 1848.
    This subversive correction to claim equality for all would take the Suffragettes 72 years before it finally bore the fruit which gave women the right which ensures all other rights, the right to vote.

    One hundred and sixty-nine years later we still seem puzzled over the power of gender as it relates to individual rights.  What is equality?  What right do we have to say the things others don’t want to hear?  When does harmless sexual harassment become flirting and when does harmless flirting become sexual harassment?   

    Why, in such an ‘enlightened’ era as ours is the battle of the sexes still raging after endless centuries spent by our ancestors struggling to solve it?

    Maybe sex is so fraught with peril because time, after time, we as female, male, and other… must be reminded that there is no winning when it comes to equality.  Maybe it’s Nature’s design that for equality there must always be a struggle.  Maybe it’s the struggle that sets us free?

    We live in an era today where the politics of sexual identity has so much energy contained within it that to split it open is to unleash enough force to make any relationship glow in the dark.

    While our upcoming romantic comedy THE THREAT OF SEX offers no definite answers to these eternal riddles, it will make you laugh at how ridiculously tied up we all get trying to navigate them.  Give us a chance to entertain you with questions worth puzzling over!

    Watch our earnest protagonists as they struggle to rise to their highest individual possibilities… without ignoring the central fact that the best possible lives aren’t ones lived alone.

    Buy a Ticket and make a date with your favorite frenemy to watch a movie about the battle of the sexes that we can’t make without you.  Buy your ticket to make THE THREAT OF SEX.  A comedy about equality, bank robbery, and the perils of workplace dating.



    ~ One Bird Mocking