ANOTHER BIRD MOCKING

$ 5

Help us make a movie.

You are about to make a movie!

This advance ticket guarantees you your virtual seat in our THE THREAT OF SEX premiere audience. You get to see a movie for only $5; we get $5 closer to making a movie. It’s a classic win-win and the bragging rights go to you! Be a mogul. Make a movie.

TOTAL $5
$ 10

Help us make a movie.

Has anyone ever told you how generous and attractive you are?

At this level you get your advance ticket AND a sneak peek at our pre-production work for one of the scenes from the film. This pre-vis PDF includes a script excerpt, the director's hand-crafted storyboards, and a breakdown of the production elements your ticket just helped us purchase. You really are a mogul and you really are making this movie.

TOTAL $10
$ 25

Help us make a movie.

Wow! We would totally date you. Really.

At this ticket level, you’ll get your virtual ticket, the pre-vis PDF, and two shiny vinyl bumper stickers. (Slap the extra sticker on a stranger’s car, they’ll love it!)

TOTAL $25
$ 50

Help us make a movie.

Is it too soon to say we love you?

At this level you’re making a tremendous contribution towards bringing our film to life. This tier purchases your virtual ticket, the pre-vis PDF, two bumper stickers, and a PDF of the entire THE THREAT OF SEX screenplay. Read it, memorize it, act it out in your dining room, and audition for your favorite part by sending us a YouTube link — but whatever you do, know that you just fed our cast and crew one of the 84 meals we needed to serve them during principal photography for the film. Thank you, thank you, thank you!

TOTAL $50
$ 100

Help us make a movie.

Our children will be smart and beautiful.

We’re all honestly overwhelmed with gratitude at your triple-figure contribution! To show you how important this purchase is to the success of our project, you’ll get your advance ticket, the pre-vis PDF, two bumper stickers, the screenplay PDF, your very own THE THREAT OF SEX dvd, and something special: a personal video greeting shot on set, just for you.

TOTAL $100
$ 1000

Help us make a movie.

With great risk comes great rewards.

At $1000, you will be forever immortalized in the credits of our film! (We promise to spell your name correctly.) You’ll also get all the rewards from the previous tiers, plus something special: the option to join us as an invested shareholder in THE THREAT OF SEX LLC. We can’t guarantee you dividends, but we can guarantee you the satisfaction of knowing you just made a movie.

TOTAL $1000

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  • Start A Fire

    September 04, 2017

    OUR FIRST STORY: Rob kicks out the coals from the morning cook fire before following Nancy back to their car. A perilous tendril of smoke slowly begins to rise from vegetation which has been bone-dry for months.

    Soon, with the whooshing sound of the tiniest of vacuums being created, a flame springs into existence. It begins its race through a vast network of fueling stalks interconnected at millions of points.

    Before they can even make it out of the park, Rob and Nancy find themselves in a desperate race to flee their own soon-to-be horrible deaths as the wildfire rages around them through a forest bound in a cacophony of flame.

    Don’t be like Rob and Nancy. Be careful with your outdoor fires.

     

    OUR SECOND STORY: Edith shows Tom her newest internet find because Tom loves movies too. It’s a site with a series of teasers from an upcoming movie called THE THREAT OF SEX, it offers a free App, and every time someone buys a $5 ticket, the “Total Needed” number changes to show how much closer the film is to production.

    Tom thinks the free App is a great idea because he loves wisdom and quotes, and the App is filled with some of the smartest thoughts he’s ever read. Soon he lapses into silence as Edith chuckles out loud at the One Bird Mocking Mockery she’s reading.

    Consumed by sharing really smart ideas to his FB page, Tom’s amazed by how many of his friends like and share the App quotes he posts. Soon his friends also download the free App. Then they view the video teasers. From there they’re enticed down the path to making a movie by buying a $5 ticket. Suddenly, like a holocaust of burning embers swirling in a whirlwind of flames, THE THREAT OF SEX becomes a top-trending subject on social media, and 17,049 tickets are snapped up within 30 minutes of Edith showing her find to Tom.

    Edith and Tom started a fire using their mutual love of movies and smartness to make something they’ll now be proud of forever… while Rob and Nancy are dead.

    Which story would you rather live? Easy choice, right?

    Be a mogul. Buy a $5 ticket. Make a movie!

    ~ One Bird Mocking