ANOTHER BIRD MOCKING
This advance ticket guarantees you your virtual seat in our THE THREAT OF SEX premiere audience. You get to see a movie for only $5; we get $5 closer to making a movie. It’s a classic win-win and the bragging rights go to you! Be a mogul. Make a movie.
At this level you get your advance ticket AND a sneak peek at our pre-production work for one of the scenes from the film. This pre-vis PDF includes a script excerpt, the director\'s hand-crafted storyboards, and a breakdown of the production elements your ticket just helped us purchase. You really are a mogul and you really are making this movie.
At this ticket level, you’ll get your virtual ticket, the pre-vis PDF, and two shiny vinyl bumper stickers. (Slap the extra sticker on a stranger’s car, they’ll love it!)
At this level you’re making a tremendous contribution towards bringing our film to life. This tier purchases your virtual ticket, the pre-vis PDF, two bumper stickers, and a PDF of the entire THE THREAT OF SEX screenplay. Read it, memorize it, act it out in your dining room, and audition for your favorite part by sending us a YouTube link — but whatever you do, know that you just fed our cast and crew one of the 84 meals we needed to serve them during principal photography for the film. Thank you, thank you, thank you!
We’re all honestly overwhelmed with gratitude at your triple-figure contribution! To show you how important this purchase is to the success of our project, you’ll get your advance ticket, the pre-vis PDF, two bumper stickers, the screenplay PDF, your very own THE THREAT OF SEX dvd, and something special: a personal video greeting shot on set, just for you.
At $1000, you will be forever immortalized in the credits of our film! (We promise to spell your name correctly.) You’ll also get all the rewards from the previous tiers, plus something special: the option to join us as an invested shareholder in THE THREAT OF SEX LLC. We can’t guarantee you dividends, but we can guarantee you the satisfaction of knowing you just made a movie.
Life in this society being, at best, an utter bore and no aspect of society being at all relevant to women, there remains to civic-minded, responsible, thrill-seeking females only to over-throw the government, eliminate the money system, institute complete automation and destroy the male sex. – Valerie Solanas (1936-1988)
