ANOTHER BIRD MOCKING

$ 5

Help us make a movie.

You are about to make a movie!

This advance ticket guarantees you your virtual seat in our THE THREAT OF SEX premiere audience. You get to see a movie for only $5; we get $5 closer to making a movie. It’s a classic win-win and the bragging rights go to you! Be a mogul. Make a movie.

TOTAL $5
$ 10

Help us make a movie.

Has anyone ever told you how generous and attractive you are?

At this level you get your advance ticket AND a sneak peek at our pre-production work for one of the scenes from the film. This pre-vis PDF includes a script excerpt, the director's hand-crafted storyboards, and a breakdown of the production elements your ticket just helped us purchase. You really are a mogul and you really are making this movie.

TOTAL $10
$ 25

Help us make a movie.

Wow! We would totally date you. Really.

At this ticket level, you’ll get your virtual ticket, the pre-vis PDF, and two shiny vinyl bumper stickers. (Slap the extra sticker on a stranger’s car, they’ll love it!)

TOTAL $25
$ 50

Help us make a movie.

Is it too soon to say we love you?

At this level you’re making a tremendous contribution towards bringing our film to life. This tier purchases your virtual ticket, the pre-vis PDF, two bumper stickers, and a PDF of the entire THE THREAT OF SEX screenplay. Read it, memorize it, act it out in your dining room, and audition for your favorite part by sending us a YouTube link — but whatever you do, know that you just fed our cast and crew one of the 84 meals we needed to serve them during principal photography for the film. Thank you, thank you, thank you!

TOTAL $50
$ 100

Help us make a movie.

Our children will be smart and beautiful.

We’re all honestly overwhelmed with gratitude at your triple-figure contribution! To show you how important this purchase is to the success of our project, you’ll get your advance ticket, the pre-vis PDF, two bumper stickers, the screenplay PDF, your very own THE THREAT OF SEX dvd, and something special: a personal video greeting shot on set, just for you.

TOTAL $100
$ 1000

Help us make a movie.

With great risk comes great rewards.

At $1000, you will be forever immortalized in the credits of our film! (We promise to spell your name correctly.) You’ll also get all the rewards from the previous tiers, plus something special: the option to join us as an invested shareholder in THE THREAT OF SEX LLC. We can’t guarantee you dividends, but we can guarantee you the satisfaction of knowing you just made a movie.

TOTAL $1000

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  • On A Lark? Not At All.

    September 08, 2017

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    We’re not larks.  Larks are self-involved layabouts.

    We’re early birds.

    We’re diligent and driven.

    We’re a diverse collection of many birds mocking who — driven by a singular mission — have flocked into one.  Each working for equity in a movie only you can help us make called THE THREAT OF SEX.

    We’re not lazy gypsy types.  We’re not your neighbor’s niece and nephew attempting to make beer money by bumming yet another $25 from you for another of their under-developed and clearly pre-doomed  “experimental” films.

    We’re not out for beer money, or the assurance of material compensation.

    Our compensation will be in the form of your laughter pealing through a theatre after we’ve fully realized our breakneck comedy about equality, bank robbery, and the perils of workplace dating.

    OUR BONA FIDES:

    We founded our production company in 1999 on a mission to make movies as wide-ranging as the territorial spread of the Northern Mockingbird.

    A bird known for its ferocity against greater foes, loyalty to its mates, and fidelity to its offspring.

    In 2010, we filed our official papers as One Bird Mocking LLC with the great Lone Star State of Texas and began developing the crowd-sourcing production platform where you read this now.

    We honed and crafted the script as we auditioned actors who’ve given up precious time for ownership in a movie which their work will bring to life.

    We developed this site so movie lovers like you can make an $85,244 movie for as little as $5 bucks at a time.

    We’ve also created a free Smartphone App for iPhone and Android to provide you your very own Oracle in the form of the words of the greatest women to ever walk the world.

    We’ve broken down the script scene by scene, to determine production costs to professionally shoot it, and we’ve made a few samples from our story for you to see the quality of the movie we want you to help us make.

    We’re not larks.

    Larks are shortsighted, lazy thinkers, attempting to achieve something without putting in the work needed to ensure a success.

    We’re Mockingbirds.  We work hard, and we’ll fight ferociously to make your movie better than anything you’ll ever see from the likes of a lark.

    We’ll also show you the fidelity you deserve for generously buying your ticket and joining us for the show.

    Where else can you make a movie that looks like $85,244 for just 5 bucks?

    Be a mogul.  Make a movie.

    ~ One Bird Mocking