On A Lark? Not At All.September 08, 2017 no comments
We’re not larks. Larks are self-involved layabouts.
We’re early birds.
We’re diligent and driven.
We’re a diverse collection of many birds mocking who — driven by a singular mission — have flocked into one. Each working for equity in a movie only you can help us make called THE THREAT OF SEX.
We’re not lazy gypsy types. We’re not your neighbor’s niece and nephew attempting to make beer money by bumming yet another $25 from you for another of their under-developed and clearly pre-doomed “experimental” films.
We’re not out for beer money, or the assurance of material compensation.
Our compensation will be in the form of your laughter pealing through a theatre after we’ve fully realized our breakneck comedy about equality, bank robbery, and the perils of workplace dating.
OUR BONA FIDES:
We founded our production company in 1999 on a mission to make movies as wide-ranging as the territorial spread of the Northern Mockingbird.
A bird known for its ferocity against greater foes, loyalty to its mates, and fidelity to its offspring.
In 2010, we filed our official papers as One Bird Mocking LLC with the great Lone Star State of Texas and began developing the crowd-sourcing production platform where you read this now.
We honed and crafted the script as we auditioned actors who’ve given up precious time for ownership in a movie which their work will bring to life.
We developed this site so movie lovers like you can make an $85,244 movie for as little as $5 bucks at a time.
We’ve also created a free Smartphone App for iPhone and Android to provide you your very own Oracle in the form of the words of the greatest women to ever walk the world.
We’ve broken down the script scene by scene, to determine production costs to professionally shoot it, and we’ve made a few samples from our story for you to see the quality of the movie we want you to help us make.
We’re not larks.
Larks are shortsighted, lazy thinkers, attempting to achieve something without putting in the work needed to ensure a success.
We’re Mockingbirds. We work hard, and we’ll fight ferociously to make your movie better than anything you’ll ever see from the likes of a lark.
We’ll also show you the fidelity you deserve for generously buying your ticket and joining us for the show.
Where else can you make a movie that looks like $85,244 for just 5 bucks?
Be a mogul. Make a movie.
~ One Bird Mocking