Help us make a movie.

You are about to make a movie!

This advance ticket guarantees you your virtual seat in our THE THREAT OF SEX premiere audience. You get to see a movie for only $5; we get $5 closer to making a movie. It’s a classic win-win and the bragging rights go to you! Be a mogul. Make a movie.


Help us make a movie.

Has anyone ever told you how generous and attractive you are?

At this level you get your advance ticket AND a sneak peek at our pre-production work for one of the scenes from the film. This pre-vis PDF includes a script excerpt, the director\'s hand-crafted storyboards, and a breakdown of the production elements your ticket just helped us purchase. You really are a mogul and you really are making this movie.


Help us make a movie.

Wow! We would totally date you. Really.

At this ticket level, you’ll get your virtual ticket, the pre-vis PDF, and two shiny vinyl bumper stickers. (Slap the extra sticker on a stranger’s car, they’ll love it!)


Help us make a movie.

Is it too soon to say we love you?

At this level you’re making a tremendous contribution towards bringing our film to life. This tier purchases your virtual ticket, the pre-vis PDF, two bumper stickers, and a PDF of the entire THE THREAT OF SEX screenplay. Read it, memorize it, act it out in your dining room, and audition for your favorite part by sending us a YouTube link — but whatever you do, know that you just fed our cast and crew one of the 84 meals we needed to serve them during principal photography for the film. Thank you, thank you, thank you!


Help us make a movie.

Our children will be smart and beautiful.

We’re all honestly overwhelmed with gratitude at your triple-figure contribution! To show you how important this purchase is to the success of our project, you’ll get your advance ticket, the pre-vis PDF, two bumper stickers, the screenplay PDF, your very own THE THREAT OF SEX dvd, and something special: a personal video greeting shot on set, just for you.

TOTAL $100

Help us make a movie.

With great risk comes great rewards.

At $1000, you will be forever immortalized in the credits of our film! (We promise to spell your name correctly.) You’ll also get all the rewards from the previous tiers, plus something special: the option to join us as an invested shareholder in THE THREAT OF SEX LLC. We can’t guarantee you dividends, but we can guarantee you the satisfaction of knowing you just made a movie.

TOTAL $1000


  • Light As A Feather We Can Fly Together

    January 29, 2017

    Who as a child didn’t try to escape the surly bonds of gravity by tugging relentlessly on shoelaces too frail, or by leaping from heights too high, in the ever-vain attempt at achieving the magic of unpowered flight?

    This human yearning to levitate up, up, and away from our daily struggles with the grounded world has made the game “Light As A Feather” a popular parlor trick at slumber parties throughout the world.

    The essence of the game is for one person to lie on their back, arms crossed and stiff as a board, while four willing assistants work in concert using only their index and middle fingers to levitate the person in the middle up, up, and into the air.

    This cohesion of force and focus magically lifts and levitates each person in the room, one by one, off the floor.  (That is, it lifts those players not incapacitated by fits of hysterical giggling, as strange fingers clutch, and carry them, upwards.)

    Many will say there’s nothing magical about the game at all, but we beg to differ.

    We know that few things are more magical than a group of people working together to accomplish what would be impossible alone.

    This is the very real, very human magic that developed powered flight across rocky continents and over endless oceans of blue.  It’s the magic that built the pyramids, unleashed the atom, and elevated us all from the dirt and trees into towers of stone and steel.

    In fact, group cooperation towards a common goal is magic so profound it’s conquered countries, mapped the boundaries of space, and created libraries filled with thoughts so profound they echo through the ages.

    Want to help us make our magic?

    Use your two fingers to buy a $5 advance ticket. Lift the weight of an entire feature film production up, up, up, so each of us as birds of a feather can fly together.

    Buy a ticket.  Make a movie with us.  And we’ll devote your focus and force to become light as a feather, to rent the equipment, locations, and props we need to make something supernatural, something magical, something to break the surly bonds.

    Be a mogul.  Make a movie.

    ~ One Bird Mocking