Help us make a movie.

You are about to make a movie!

This advance ticket guarantees you your virtual seat in our THE THREAT OF SEX premiere audience. You get to see a movie for only $5; we get $5 closer to making a movie. It’s a classic win-win and the bragging rights go to you! Be a mogul. Make a movie.


Help us make a movie.

Has anyone ever told you how generous and attractive you are?

At this level you get your advance ticket AND a sneak peek at our pre-production work for one of the scenes from the film. This pre-vis PDF includes a script excerpt, the director\'s hand-crafted storyboards, and a breakdown of the production elements your ticket just helped us purchase. You really are a mogul and you really are making this movie.


Help us make a movie.

Wow! We would totally date you. Really.

At this ticket level, you’ll get your virtual ticket, the pre-vis PDF, and two shiny vinyl bumper stickers. (Slap the extra sticker on a stranger’s car, they’ll love it!)


Help us make a movie.

Is it too soon to say we love you?

At this level you’re making a tremendous contribution towards bringing our film to life. This tier purchases your virtual ticket, the pre-vis PDF, two bumper stickers, and a PDF of the entire THE THREAT OF SEX screenplay. Read it, memorize it, act it out in your dining room, and audition for your favorite part by sending us a YouTube link — but whatever you do, know that you just fed our cast and crew one of the 84 meals we needed to serve them during principal photography for the film. Thank you, thank you, thank you!


Help us make a movie.

Our children will be smart and beautiful.

We’re all honestly overwhelmed with gratitude at your triple-figure contribution! To show you how important this purchase is to the success of our project, you’ll get your advance ticket, the pre-vis PDF, two bumper stickers, the screenplay PDF, your very own THE THREAT OF SEX dvd, and something special: a personal video greeting shot on set, just for you.

TOTAL $100

Help us make a movie.

With great risk comes great rewards.

At $1000, you will be forever immortalized in the credits of our film! (We promise to spell your name correctly.) You’ll also get all the rewards from the previous tiers, plus something special: the option to join us as an invested shareholder in THE THREAT OF SEX LLC. We can’t guarantee you dividends, but we can guarantee you the satisfaction of knowing you just made a movie.

TOTAL $1000


  • First Come, First Served

    September 10, 2017


    When you buy a ticket to make THE THREAT OF SEX, you’re buying more than a ticket to make one movie.

    You’re buying a ticket to make an entire production company.

    You’re buying influence too.

    Because once we’ve made THE THREAT OF SEX, the next step is making another movie off our Slate to follow it up.

    This is the beginning, and at the beginning we’ve started as we should with little, but by building our audience one ticket at a time, we’ll all soon find out what we can do with much, much more.

    At the outset of this journey your $5 ticket may not seem like a lot to you, but to us each advance ticket is indispensable towards our mission of making this movie, and all the ones meant to follow it.

    This is why, when you buy a ticket for our first movie, you’ll be assured your place in queue for a return favor whenever you decide you want it.

    Want to get your nephew, niece, or yourself an audition to be in one of our films?  Done.

    Want a signed autograph from one of our actors, or to be on the red carpet at a premiere?

    Have an idea you want to make into a movie?

    Need a favor from the studio you’ve made into a movie-making powerhouse?

    Want to use our CEO’s beach house?

    Whenever we can, we are going to make your dreams come true, because that’s what you’ve done for us with your ticket purchase.

    If by some chance you find yourself one of two ticket holders making the same request, our policy is very simple.

    Whoever bought their ticket first gets first consideration.

    First come, first served, but if both requests can be fulfilled, then both will be.

    Why?  Because we can’t do this without you!

    Buy your ticket now and forever put yourself at the front of the line.

    Be a mogul.

    Make a movie.

    ~ One Bird Mocking